Noun:
تكسير, سخرية لاذعة, بسكويت, رقاقة, كعكة, قنبلة, قنبلة يدوية, بيضة.
...but didn't because there were CRACKER crumbs on it.
...and we're being offered a CRACKER to quench our thirst.
Holy crap on a CRACKER.